It's just like the Real World with babies
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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