That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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