Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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