the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I have aggressive nipples.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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