I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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