Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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