The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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