Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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