How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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