If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He kissed a someone with a penis
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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