would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
sex in a hospital.. check
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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