He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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