Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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