I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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