I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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