Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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