so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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