Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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