she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
