The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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