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(609): View more from New Jersey

this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.

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(650): View more from California

the ice cream truck is coming omgomg

(1-650): View more from California

dude, it's 2 am.

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but its COMING

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(917): View more from New York City

I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.

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(303): View more from Colorado

The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?

(718): View more from New York

See you tonight.

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(317): View more from Indiana

He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?

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(513): View more from Ohio

Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.

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