i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
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I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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