The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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