return my video game
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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