Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid

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(904): View more from Florida

if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I take back everything I said about communal showers

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(516): View more from New York

This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me

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(562): View more from California

Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic

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(440): View more from Ohio

Fuck off. Since when do you love him??

(212): View more from New York

Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that

(440): View more from Ohio

Can't even lie. Mad respect

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