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• (514): View more from Quebec

  ..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.

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• (212): View more from New York

  The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.

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• (310): View more from California

  Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?

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• (315): View more from New York

  Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...

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• (206): View more from Washington

  currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.

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  And your penis looks really nice too.

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