All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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