Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
two words...techno handjob
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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