Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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