Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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