Sry I called you an 8
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
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I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I have fence marks all over my body
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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