its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
We don't watch enough power rangers
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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