I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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