i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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