If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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