He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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