new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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