This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
My pussy is not your playground.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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