Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
he fucked my hip out of place.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
