watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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