That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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