I need help removing her.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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