We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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