There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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