Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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