Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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