everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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