Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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