508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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