So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
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Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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