yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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