i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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