i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
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The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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