We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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