remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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