Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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