well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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