he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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