he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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